An original composition by GottaRide, written on company time. Who can control inspiration? Sung to the tune of Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda:
Is it clean now Near your udder? Is it smooth now Smooth as butter? It's a chore that I'm not keen on I'm either something to be kicked Or else to lean on
There's much crust there 'Tween your teatsies More disgusting Than your feetsies I'll admit it's kinda scarey To be reaching under you where it's not hairy.
It is black and kinda peely Sometimes chunky, but ideally It's a good thing, all in all So you don't rub your tail raw upon the stall wall.
Now the mare folks Have their own diddy About cleaning their mare's titty Hope you've had some slight enjoyment As for me I might be facing unemployment!
Laurie , (use the same song !) those are great ! After all sometimes life is funny , gotta smile
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